Saturday, June 6, 2009

ThE InDiAn PoLiTics!!!


The Indian politics....is nothing but PORNOGRAPHY , FISH MARKET,OPPORTUNISM & CIRCUS PUT TOGETHER!!!

ya thats right....alL one does do is sell ones body or conscience for a certain amount of bucks....do trading for votes power and seats by the black money...and runs amok without taking credibilty even for the words' sake...

PORNOGRAPHY:
so what does one do in pornography?!?!if u happen to be one of those pure ones who doesn even know what it means...fret not...coz thats what happens in our famous indian politics. in pornography we have women strutting thier stuff and getting the hell f**ked out of themselves. all this for the pleasure of the person watchin this on screen while keeping one of his hands busy....

now you might be thinking what does this have to do with politics?!?

in polictics ...just replace the performer with a politician,. all he does is act. so that he gets the money by fooling the general public....well its not that most of the politicians dont have a conscience ...

they do have it...but they sell it of...just like a pornstar or prostitute sells off her body...these guys sell of thier conscience...

according to me and my imperfect intellect....a politician is supposed to join a party which has ideals similar to his....maybe change his party once in a while if he thinks that his ideals within the party have been compromised...

but is that the case with some of the politicians?!?!

lets take this case of a particular politician from karnataka...believe me...in his entire political career he has joined as many partires as the fingers in one hand...and that to so frequently that one might be mistaken that it might be a different person in a defferent party....but my research always proved it that it was da same person....

so what is this...aint that a case of sale of his conscience?!?


FISH MARKET:

well i am a vegitarian.....so i haven visited a fish market yet...but thanks to my skl teachers...i kno what a fish market means...

the parliament in the last few years has become the biggest symbol of UNRULINESS in the country...with so many forced adjournments by the people seated over there....i just feel agonized seeing my dad's tax money flowing to the gutter...it takes a hella lot amount of money to run a parliament....but where is the time for running it..


PROTESTING AT THE SPEAKER'S CHAIR IS THE LAMEST PROTEST I HAVE EvER SEEN...IF UM MORONS WANT TO HAVE A DHARNA...WHY DONT U DO IT OUTSIDE THE MARKET...OOPS...SORRY... THE PARLIAMENT...

I seriosly wish those good olden days of the indian parliament are bacek...

and i guess with the upa haveing a comfortable majority....and the left nowhere in right left or centre to disturb the economic reforms.....think it should be easy if not a breeze for the parliament to function..

OPPURTNITISM:
this is almost same as the pornographgy section...people chagin parties...parties changing alliances in the coalition era....all by compromisin their ideals.....

i just dont understand how a national party can join hands with a regional party which it had accused of being part of a plan of assasinating its revered leader....

i just don understand how a party can be a part of three different alliances in three different years(consecutive ones)

THE CASH VOR VOTES scandal did leave a mark on me...it was the most shameful event in the history of indian democracy....

AND it was also a case of opportunitism....


CIRCUS:

man o man!!...this is seriously the most funny part of my inaugral blog....what happens in a circus...well we all kno...most of us would have been to one...people doing hillarious stuff...

so when parties annoint thier sUns or daughters as thier legal heirs ....we the educated ppl are supposed to accept this circus...but thenthier is nothing we can do...

we dont even kno whether these dynastical heirs even have the talent and the power required to take over the reins...
one exception is there...i must say this....RAHUL GANDHI DID PROVE HIUS METTLE IN THE ELECTIONS...he was a major factor in the congress' victory...

and ya one more hillarity ....

there are certain ppl here in politics...whose only claim to fame is that their grand parents had been great leaders....so there they are...being sidekicks to the majr national players now
...a better word...poonchadi...or chamcha....
in my language...MORONS....irrespective of the gender....(wow...i would loe to take names here)


but i do salute those people who have made a mark ...and proved thier mettle...inspite being from a political background...and not taking things lightly.....


the SILVER LINING:

OH YEA....THERE DOES EXIST ONE...these new crop of politicians....the younger generation...does make me smile with hope..

P.S...This is sort of a disclaimer...i aint pointing fingers to any person directly....but...this is what the confused indian thinks...and this is what many othr confused indians think...



My next post is on VIRIGINTY-Its perennial bias in INDIA...


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THANKS!!![:)]
Adsesnse

7 comments:

GAYATHRI on June 6, 2009 at 10:35 PM said...

Kapil!!un velaya aaramichutiya lol!!politics is a sewage..everyone says that..and the younger gen ve started to clean it..good news..but ll they be able to??
p.s:awaitin ur next post:/ mavane ozhunga ezhudhu or else nee setha!!

the confused indian!! on June 7, 2009 at 12:46 AM said...

@gaya3....the next post is gonna be more explosive dan dis 1...regarding this post..ya all the future lies in the hands of the present next gen...hope they turn out to be good...

ajit on June 7, 2009 at 1:42 AM said...

nice one da...
pornography and politics both thingies go perfect da :-D
nice and deadly combi!

the confused indian!! on June 7, 2009 at 6:48 AM said...

@ ajit...hell yea...

Praveen on June 7, 2009 at 8:46 PM said...

Dude .. very good .. kinda expected a verbal treat @ the porno section .. anywayz good job .

Unknown on July 7, 2009 at 5:18 AM said...

U HAVE DONE A GOOD JOB YAAR

the confused indian!! on July 7, 2009 at 7:41 AM said...

thnx sam....

MY blog is NeTwOrKeD!!!;)

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